"I'm glad you find my life of unintentional crime amusing."

[tricia868]

[12:15] trichan868: ...And then I am going to go to a bookstore and apologize profusely for accidentally shoplifting last week and pay for what I accidentally took. I had a slight emergency so I packed up my stuff really quickly, and inadvertently stuck the book I'd been reading in my bag instead of back on the shelf, and I didn't realize it till days later when I found it in the bottom of my bag.
[12:15] Guin: ... fff XD
[12:16] Guin: oh, Tri.
[12:16] trichan868: *sob* I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL THE BOOK!
[12:16] Guin: -pat-
[12:17] trichan868: I was looking for something else in my bag on Monday, and I pulled out that book and just staaaaaaaaaared at it.
[12:17] Guin: hahahahahaha
[12:17] Guin: from here, it's pretty funny
[12:18] Guin: Tri going "............... :|;;;;"
[12:18] trichan868: I'm glad you find my life of unintentional crime amusing.
[12:18] Guin: it's HILAAAARIOUS

Comments

[ggmoonycrisco.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll make some lowly retail worker's day with your moral fiber!

One time when I was 5 I took a Kit-Kat bar from the shelf and ate it while I was at the grocery store with my aunt. It wasn't even technically stealing yet, but when my aunt found out she wigged out and made me tell the cashier what I did and then use my own personal money to pay for it. I cried pretty much for the rest of the day.

Yeah, I was one of those kids who self-punished if you just said "I'm disappointed in you".

[tricia868]

My mom stole a pack of cigarettes when she was a toddler.

Her grandmother criticized her for stealing the wrong kind.