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[12:15] trichan868: ...And then I am going to go to a bookstore and apologize profusely for accidentally shoplifting last week and pay for what I accidentally took. I had a slight emergency so I packed up my stuff really quickly, and inadvertently stuck the book I'd been reading in my bag instead of back on the shelf, and I didn't realize it till days later when I found it in the bottom of my bag.
[12:15] Guin: ... fff XD
[12:16] Guin: oh, Tri.
[12:16] trichan868: *sob* I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL THE BOOK!
[12:16] Guin: -pat-
[12:17] trichan868: I was looking for something else in my bag on Monday, and I pulled out that book and just staaaaaaaaaared at it.
[12:17] Guin: hahahahahaha
[12:17] Guin: from here, it's pretty funny
[12:18] Guin: Tri going "............... :|;;;;"
[12:18] trichan868: I'm glad you find my life of unintentional crime amusing.
[12:18] Guin: it's HILAAAARIOUS
[12:15] Guin: ... fff XD
[12:16] Guin: oh, Tri.
[12:16] trichan868: *sob* I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL THE BOOK!
[12:16] Guin: -pat-
[12:17] trichan868: I was looking for something else in my bag on Monday, and I pulled out that book and just staaaaaaaaaared at it.
[12:17] Guin: hahahahahaha
[12:17] Guin: from here, it's pretty funny
[12:18] Guin: Tri going "............... :|;;;;"
[12:18] trichan868: I'm glad you find my life of unintentional crime amusing.
[12:18] Guin: it's HILAAAARIOUS
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Date: 2010-05-12 04:37 pm (UTC)If it makes you feel any better, once I was shopping at... Sears? idk one of those big name stores for a purse and stuck it on my shoulder to test it out and... totally forgot about it until like three stores later where I went "adsfkjhadsfkj AAAHHHH" and ran back to pay for it |D;
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Date: 2010-05-12 07:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-05-12 07:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-05-12 07:34 pm (UTC)...Oh wait, that might be a lie. I think my dressy black purse that I took to proms might have been self-purchased.
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Date: 2010-05-12 04:57 pm (UTC)One time when I was 5 I took a Kit-Kat bar from the shelf and ate it while I was at the grocery store with my aunt. It wasn't even technically stealing yet, but when my aunt found out she wigged out and made me tell the cashier what I did and then use my own personal money to pay for it. I cried pretty much for the rest of the day.
Yeah, I was one of those kids who self-punished if you just said "I'm disappointed in you".
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Date: 2010-05-12 07:20 pm (UTC)Her grandmother criticized her for stealing the wrong kind.
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Date: 2010-05-12 05:14 pm (UTC)In all seriousness, I'm sure they'll understand it was an honest mistake.
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Date: 2010-05-12 07:21 pm (UTC)♥
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Date: 2010-05-12 07:51 pm (UTC)That is pretty hilarious.
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Date: 2010-05-12 08:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-05-13 05:48 am (UTC)Turns out, I miscounted. I had six. I felt guilty the whole day and wondered if I should leave the change somewhere in the store for an employee to find. >> I can't remember if I did or not. They're like less than 25 cents a scantron? I think I ended up giving the extra to someone who didn't have one.