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[12:15] trichan868: ...And then I am going to go to a bookstore and apologize profusely for accidentally shoplifting last week and pay for what I accidentally took. I had a slight emergency so I packed up my stuff really quickly, and inadvertently stuck the book I'd been reading in my bag instead of back on the shelf, and I didn't realize it till days later when I found it in the bottom of my bag.
[12:15] Guin: ... fff XD
[12:16] Guin: oh, Tri.
[12:16] trichan868: *sob* I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL THE BOOK!
[12:16] Guin: -pat-
[12:17] trichan868: I was looking for something else in my bag on Monday, and I pulled out that book and just staaaaaaaaaared at it.
[12:17] Guin: hahahahahaha
[12:17] Guin: from here, it's pretty funny
[12:18] Guin: Tri going "............... :|;;;;"
[12:18] trichan868: I'm glad you find my life of unintentional crime amusing.
[12:18] Guin: it's HILAAAARIOUS

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Date: 2010-05-12 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

If it makes you feel any better, once I was shopping at... Sears? idk one of those big name stores for a purse and stuck it on my shoulder to test it out and... totally forgot about it until like three stores later where I went "adsfkjhadsfkj AAAHHHH" and ran back to pay for it |D;

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Date: 2010-05-12 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Clearly! It was a really good purse for the time, too so xD The cashier just kind of looked at me funny when I got in line.

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Date: 2010-05-12 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm sure you'll make some lowly retail worker's day with your moral fiber!

One time when I was 5 I took a Kit-Kat bar from the shelf and ate it while I was at the grocery store with my aunt. It wasn't even technically stealing yet, but when my aunt found out she wigged out and made me tell the cashier what I did and then use my own personal money to pay for it. I cried pretty much for the rest of the day.

Yeah, I was one of those kids who self-punished if you just said "I'm disappointed in you".

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Date: 2010-05-12 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What did I say when we went to the movies? Clearly you are a master criminal.

In all seriousness, I'm sure they'll understand it was an honest mistake.

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Date: 2010-05-12 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

That is pretty hilarious.

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Date: 2010-05-13 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That reminds me of when I went to buy scantrons at the school bookstore and told the cashier I bought five, since that was all I needed for the semester.

Turns out, I miscounted. I had six. I felt guilty the whole day and wondered if I should leave the change somewhere in the store for an employee to find. >> I can't remember if I did or not. They're like less than 25 cents a scantron? I think I ended up giving the extra to someone who didn't have one.


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